Torn by a Mime and who said mimes are always annoying and bad.

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Every now and again we all have to clean our monitors. Through the power of the internet you can get a free monitor cleaning by visiting this website.

In the past few months I have seen a numerous movies including Paparazzi, Cellular, the Cookout, Catwoman, Shark Tales, Alien vs. Predator, First Daughter, Welcome to Mouseport, Envy, Judgment, High School High, Ernest in the Army, Shaft in Africa, Tigerland and what I thought was the worst movie of them all The Notebook. When I would watch movies, I could at least say, “Well at least it is not as bad as the other movies I have seen recently. Hell, compared to the movies I listed above, The first $20 million is a good movie and Hackers is a great movie.

That is until I tried to watch the Harry Potter movies. I tried watching the first one and I could not even get through the entire movie. All I could think about is “abra why the hell won’t this endus�; the movie just kept going. I made it though the fist hour and a half and all the movie had was a bunch of short bits ala Monty Python and the Meaning of Life sans the comedy. It takes almost an hour and a half to establish a plot. I managed to make watch the entire Notebook but I was unable to watch the entire first Harry Potter movie and I hate romance movies (they are all the same damn movie with different actors doing and saying the same damn thing).

So I stopped watching the first Harry Potter movie and decided to watch the third Harry Potter movie, the reason I skipped the second one was because I was hopping by the third movie Hermione had grown up to be like Lindsay Lohan in the Harry Potter SNL skit she was part of. Imagine my disappointment when I start watching the movie and Hermione looks like a fourteen year old.

Well I am not a japanese school teacher however the person writing the editorals in the link is. If you have any interest in the perversion that is Japanese culture from an american teachers perspective this is a must read website.

I was visiting RottenTomatoes and I was shocked when I saw "The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle" only scored a rotten rating and a reading of 44%. I think I know why the credits rated this "movie" so low. When the critics were watching the movie they actually reviewed it as if it was an actual real movie. The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle was supposed to be one really long gag reel.

With quotes like this how can you take this gag reel serious?
Narrator: And so RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television
Bullwinkle: What's the difference?

Narrator:And then through the miracle of computer-generated digital technology, Minnie reached into the television set and signed the contract. But when she tried to pull the contract out, the expensive animated characters were instantly converted into even more expensive motion picture stars.

Fearless Leader: There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now.
Pottsylvanian scientist: What about that movie Roger Rabbit?
Fearless Leader: Shut up. This is totally different.

A mechanic, an engineer and a programmer are driving down the road in a car when suddenly it stalls out. The mechanic gets out, checks out the engine and comes back into the car to report that it's going to be a few hours of work to fix it. The engineer leaves the car to check out the problem and comes back to report that he can design a fix that should only take about an hour. Upon hearing that, the programmer says, "Hey, let's first all get out of the car, get back into it and just see if it works then."

Yes, I do realize this is an old joke but is still good.

What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?

The hooker stops after your dead.

Some people really do have waayyy to much time on their hands. This time PervertedGeek brings you this: Drum Machine

Yes, it does take forever to load.

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