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    HACKED BY V3rluchie
Tuesday, October 3, 2017 @ 10:37PM
Hacked?


    Stolen Sidekick
Saturday, June 10, 2006 @ 02:43PM
Don't fuck with a Sidekick owner

A person in Manhattan left their Sidekick in a Taxi, when someone found the phone instead of giving it back to the owner; they decided to be an asshole about it. What followed was some modern day vigilante justice. May thieves burn in hell.



    Urinating in public is illegal
Thursday, March 9, 2006 @ 09:48PM
It took the California Court of Appeals to determine that pissing in public in a parking lot no less is indeed illegal.

Of course the individual arrested was not upset that he was arrested for pissing in public but rather the cops who arrested him found six rocks of crack in his pocket. Of course since he was arrested in California he was sentenced to three years’ probation.


    Science
Wednesday, March 8, 2006 @ 11:06PM
Some of the best science starts with the words "Gee, that's funny..."

Much of science ends with the words "So, what exactly did you do before the lab exploded?"

But most memorable science starts with "Hey, watch this!"


    Teh Crazy
Sunday, March 5, 2006 @ 11:52PM
Remember, DO NOT stick it in teh crazy. If you are unsure of what teh crazy means watch this The video is of Natalie Portman rapping for a SNL Digital Short on the night she was host, proving she is teh crazy. It is perfectly fine to look at the teh crazy but do not ever stick it in teh crazy it is of vital importance.


    Back in 1969
Thursday, February 23, 2006 @ 01:33AM
1969. Back when we were building things. Inventing things. Making things better. We were actually investing in the future then.

Now it would require a "business case" before anyone would be allowed a moment to think about CCD image sensors, much less build them. Some rat fuck middle management asscrack would probably write the group up for "unauthorized use of business resources" and start drawing up requests for department-wide layoffs.

That's of course assuming brilliant people like these men who could "after maybe an hour's work, we went over to the blackboard and we had some sketching there. We went down to our models lab and made one" would get hired in the first place. They'd be declared "overqualified" or lacking "marketable skills" before they were even interviewed.

We were on the doorstep of the solar system almost 40 years ago. Now we're all parked in front of plasma televisions bought on 28% credit watching "reality shows." Talk about toilet-ramming the future. This is what happens when entire generations of education are wasted on purpose. What a fucking waste.

- by cubicledrone / Slashdot.org


    Darwin wins again
Wednesday, December 21, 2005 @ 09:36PM
I know muggers are damn stupid but one would think a mugger would realize jumping into a tiger cage might have a negative result. A mugger learned the hard way by jumping into a tiger enclosure to flee from police and was mauled to death instead of arrested.


    And you thought your day went bad


    Man shoots six people inside Sam Goody store
Tuesday, November 29, 2005 @ 10:32PM


    I stapith you



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