What one person can do when they have waaay to much free time. PerveredGeek presents to you numanuma. Catchy, isn't it? And yes this link is safe for work.
If you wondering the song is Ozone - Numa Numa

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PervertedGeek brings to you the third comic installment by Dr. Maximillion Weatherby. Click on Read More/Comments to see the rest of the comic strip.

Sorry, kids, but NORAD will not be tracking Santa this year. A suit filed in federal court on Tuesday by the ACLU and the People for the American Way alleges that any use of government computers to aid the fat man this year constitutes a clear violation of the separation of church and state.

In a related filing, the ACLU and PFTAW are bringing a class-action lawsuit against Santa, citing numerous cases of unlawful entry, breaking and entering, trespassing, as well as a civil complaint alleging illegal operation of a flying craft without proper inspections, piloting without a license, and flying through restricted airspace without proper security clearance and prior authorization.

Sorry, kids, Christmas is cancelled this year, and for the forseeable future. It looks like Santa will be spending the rest of his life in the pen, making big rocks into little rocks.

"It's not the internet... it's AOL!"

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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
- American Beauty

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For some people this Friday will be their first time participating in Black Friday. If this is going to be your first time please keep the following in mind.

1) Wear tight clothes. A loose shirt, jacket or scarf can be used to hold you back and slow you down.
2) If you are meek and timid, consider staying at home. BFer's can smell fear.
3) Unless you are immune to pneumonia, wear clothes in layers. It may seem like a good thing to dress really warm when you're standing outside in sub -freezing weather, but once the doors open, you'll be sweating profusely before you can reach the rear of the store.
4) If you want to socialize with the other people in line, don't get too personal. Just remember that in minutes, those same people would just as soon trip you and step on your neck than allow you to have the very last set of Dora the Explorer bed sheets.
5) Don't share your breakfast food with others in line. It will only give them more energy to use against you once in the store. If you must share, make it leftover turkey. The tryptophan it contains will cause sleepiness, making them slow to react.
6) Shop with a friend. That way one of you can run blocker just like in Smokey and the Bandit.
7) Never pick up a sale item and look at the box to decide whether you want it or not. Toss it in the cart! You'll have plenty of time to read, research and decide while standing in line at the checkout. Besides, you can always return it later. Seize the opportunity. Timing is crucial!
8) Unless you absolutely need one, don't take a shopping cart into the store. It will only slow you down.
9) There will be both parents and children out shopping on BF. During your adventure, youll hear crying, weeping and whining. "I have to have that!" "Give it back!" "I had it first!" And then there's the children...
10) Before the big day, as you are staking out the stores and making some advanced purchases, save the security tags. There is always one lady on BF who brags about how she has to buy 36 of the one item you went there for to give to all of her nieces and nephews. Covertly place one or more of these tags on her as the crowds head into the store. the barrage of security when she sets off the alarm at the entrance will slow her and allow you to get to the item first before she takes them all.
11) Carry a bat. Preferably aluminum, since it is lighter. There are always lurkers who sit in their nice warm cars while everyone else is freezing in line. They will try to blend into the crowd when the doors open. The mere presence of such a device will deter them. The bat is also handy to get stock from high shelves, and to lean on while waiting in line at the checkout.
12) Agility can make up for a poor spot in line.
13) Bringing along your spouse and kids will only slow you down.
14) Riot gear, while heavy, bulky and a fashion no-no for most people can be handy if you plan to patronize the likes of Circuit City, Best Buy or Toys 'R' Us on Black Friday.
15) If you're a man, consider wearing a cup. The advantage can far outweigh the disadvantage.
16) Seeing-eye and assistant pets still can't resist bacon.
17) Sending up a distress flare at just the right moment can allow you to gain position in line.
18) Be sure not to wear clothes you don't want snagged or ripped.
19) Defense. Defense. Defense.
20) Above all, enjoy yourself. Its just like fishing. Its not what you are able to catch. Its the thrill of the chase!

While I wish I could take credit for the above list, I cannot. The above is from http://forums.gottadeal.com/showthread.php?t=3952.

Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving and is considered the beginning of the holiday shopping season (despite the fact it really starts the day after Halloween) and is the day everything retailers sell for the rest of the year is profit. It takes most retailers almost eleven months of the year to cover all their expenses for the year but starting Black Friday, with all of their expenses paid for, whatever they make is profit. Most people know retailers do their accounting quarterly so the sales made after Black Friday are not pure profit for the retailers but it gives retailers a good reason to have big sales to start the holiday season. Many times the retailers will have many loss leaders (products sold below cost or in the case of Black Friday significantly below cost) to get people into their stores and do their holiday shopping with them. Some of the sales can cause people to wait outside stores for hours to get an opportunity to buy the sales items. If a store opens at 6am then people will start waiting in line at 12am to among the first in line.

What makes people stand in line for hours to save a few dollars; is their time not worth much? For many of the people Black Friday is not really about saving money (although it is part of it) but rather for entertainment and the excitement that they have a chance to get something for less than what it would normally cost. Most of the people participating in Black Friday have the day off work anyway they are not loosing money for participating in Black Friday rather than going to work. So this upcoming Black Friday have fun, get good deals but make sure to stay out of my way.

Candy corn is the best Halloween candy. Of course there is also candy pumpkins but they do not compare to candy corn for candy pumpkins is to much sugar, corn syrup and wax to put in your mouth at the same time while candy corn is just the right amount to satisfy your sweet temptation till you each another piece.

The one thing I do not want people to think is candy corn is bad for them. Candy corn contains only 5.4 calories per piece. Candy corn contains no fat or just about anything else. The only thing candy corn does contain is a little sodium and some carbohydrates.

This is a reminder, during this Halloween season do not forget to get your fill on candy corn for you may be forced to go another year before you can find the sweet and tasty candy corn again.

PervertedGeek brings to you the second comic installment by Dr. Maximillion Weatherby. Click on Read More/Comments to see the rest of the comic strip.

This is the first comic of what expected to be many by M.W. Click on Read More/Comments to see the rest of the comic strip.