Something must be done; Toby must be saved from his sadistic master. We have till June 30th, 2005 to assemble our forces save this little guy.

While you are saving Toby I request you give me $50,000 or I will look at my dog funny.

Why buy one when you can buy two for twice the price.


That is all.

If you watch any TV you will know Pepsi has introduced a special Limited Edition Pepsi for the Holiday season called Pepsi Holiday Spice. I will save you the time now by saying this new Pepsi is the worst soft drink I think I have ever had; I have not have the gravy soda from Jones Soda so I can not say at this time if it is the worst ever made but this new Pepsi is still really bad.

The first few seconds in your mouth the Pepsi Holiday spice soda actually tasks more like Pepsi than crap. The problem is after the first few seconds you get a strong taste of other things. The strongest taste is cinnamon and a little nutmeg. There is another taste I have yet to identify; some people have compared the additional flavoring to pine cleaner. If think you can just drink the soda fast to avoid the bad taste think again because this Holiday Spice Pepsi has the worst aftertaste I have ever tasted. The aftertaste just will not go away several minutes later and it is just as strong. Pepsi Holiday Spice is the gift that just keeps giving in your mouth.

It has now been several weeks after the election and Senator Kerry still does understand why he lost. Senator Kerry you lost because you cannot take a stand on anything and people cannot relate to you.

Saying you have a plan is not good enough to get elected as President of the United States. People may not like President Bush but at least everyone knows what to expect from his second term. During your campaign you said you would like to fix the problems is Iraq but never clearly said how you would do it better besides throwing more money at it. You said you want to fix some of the economic problems but never clearly said how you will do it besides saying you had a plan.

Peta has launched a campaign which has the intention to stop people from eating fish. A thought occurred to me that some of the PETA people must be Christians. If they are Christians then they believe in the Bible and the writings contained with it. In the Bible, Jesus the son of God feeds his followers with fish. Therefore, if you are to say eating fish was wrong then you would be going against God and his teachings. How can a good Christian say Jesus the son of God is wrong? Besides if God did not want us to eat fish he would not have made them so tasty and plentiful.

Disney has announced it will make Toy Story 3 without Pixar. For those of you who do not know Pixar was the company behind making the first two Toy Story movies while all Disney had to do with them is promote and distribute them. Disney now believes they can make the next movie all by themselves. Disney does not have the years of experience making CGI animated movies like Pixar nor the talent. Pixar has had several years to build their talent and tweak their custom software. Pixar also has great script writers, Disney better not forget that after people get past the shiny visual effects they expect a good story line. Despite what Disney thinks you cannot hire some artists, writers and buy some off the shelf software and make an animated movie.

It is now clear why Google might have some self-esteem issues. Microsoft is calling Google "more evil than Satan". If you visit Microsoft’s new beta search engine and type in "more evil than Satan" google.com appears first in the search results. Click on Read More/Comments to see snapshoot of the results just incase Microsoft decides to stop calling Google names.

This is a reminder to everyone that the election is over and it is time to remove your candidate signs from your front lawn. No one really cared for who supported before the election and no one cares about who you support now. Do you think you actually swayed anyone’s vote to begin with? It is bad enough to see the signs before the elections but now it is pitiful to see the signs still up. Take down your damn signs.

It is now apparent despite Google’s success it still has some self-esteem issues. When searching for the key words ‘search engine’ Google ranks itself in sixth place after Yahoo, Lycos, Dogpile and AltaVista. Come on Google, you are worthy being in first place in your own search results so cheer up and move on up to first place.

What makes people think their candidate is the best for the job and the other is completely incompetent? What makes people think their political party has all the answers to all of the world’s problems? Many people go to vote and only vote for one political party every time. Blindly following a political party is as worse as not voting at all. Blindly following a political party without understanding each candidate is pure ignorance. No one person or political party can solve every problem that has existed for ages so why do people believe their political party can fix everything. When either party says something, you should consider it bull shit until you can find confirmation from another source.

Why do some people not have the ability to understand that each political party has good ideas as well as some bad ideas? By the time people are old enough to vote their minds should have developed to a state where they understand the entire world is not a matter of this person is right and that person is wrong. It is quite possible neither party knows how to fix a particular problem. They are just hoping the masses do not understand what they are saying will never work. Most people do not understand the issues so they must believe what the politicians say. No one likes to hear someone they want to trust say they have no idea how to solve a major problem and are therefore are willing to accept anything the party touts as the solution.