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   World News: Gilligan dead at 70

   Entertainment: Time to waste some time

   Entertainment: Racism is fun
Wednesday, August 31, 2005 @ 01:35PM
We all know that white people find things and black people loot. Or at least that is what the press is telling me.

   Entertainment: Another bad movie, that’s a surprise --- Not
Monday, August 29, 2005 @ 12:46AM
So, I am watching Sahara right now I cannot stop thinking that I am in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie yelling “Get on with it.” Halfway through the movie and nothing has happened, some people have died and we know there is a plague.

Just get on with it already. This movie is going nowhere.

Edit:
I finally finished watching Sahara and I will give it one thing there is about 15 minutes of decent action towards the end of the movie but did I have to wait 90 minutes of virtually nothing moving the story along just so I can see a helicopter blow up. This movie would be far better if it was 90 minutes and not 120.


   World News: The solution to most of the world’s problems
Friday, August 26, 2005 @ 02:47AM
Lets take for instance the current problem Russia is having. It is reported that Russians are having more abortions than births. There were 1.5 million live births last year in Russia and more than 1.6 abortions. That means more than 1.6 million children were not even given a chance before they were snuffed out. This is an easy problem to solve just like most of the world’s major problems. STOP FUCKING!!! If you don’t fuck then you will not need an abortion.

   Entertainment: Holy Cassettes Batman!!
Sunday, August 21, 2005 @ 04:49AM
Ever wonder how many different cassettes were made? Well someone with way to much time of their hands has a webpage of over 300 different cassette tapes. Whoever did this clearly has no life.

   World News: Peter Jennings Dead at 67
Monday, August 8, 2005 @ 01:34AM
On August 7, 2005 Mr. ABC died from Lung Cancer. Mr. Jennings had been the “World News Tonight” anchor since 1983 until early 2005.

You read the article linked above for more information about his life, but one thing can be said, he worked hard and liked what he did.

From the ABC News article:
“On Dec. 31, 1999, Jennings anchored ABC's Peabody-award winning coverage of Millennium Eve, "ABC 2000." Some 175 million Americans watched the telecast, making it the biggest live global television event ever. "The day belonged to ABC News," wrote The Washington Post, "… with Peter Jennings doing a nearly superhuman job of anchoring." Jennings was the only anchor to appear live for 25 consecutive hours.

Jennings also led ABC's coverage of the Sept. 11 attacks and America's subsequent war on terrorism. He anchored more than 60 hours that week during the network's longest continuous period of news coverage, and was widely praised for providing a reassuring voice during the time of crisis. TV Guide called him "the center of gravity," while the Washington Post wrote, "Jennings, in his shirt sleeves, did a Herculean job of coverage." The coverage earned ABC News Peabody and duPont awards. “

   Entertainment: Perverted World
Monday, August 8, 2005 @ 12:50AM
Perverted World

I knew when I was creating PervertedGeek that people were perverts. What I did not know is much of a pervert people actually were. Whenever someone comes to PervertedGeek from a search engine, it is possible to find out what they searched for to get to the site.

What is up with searching for Simpsons porn or should I say Simpsons pron? Dude that us fucked up. Yes, people actually search the web looking for Smpsons porn. I did not even know it existed until I found out that people were actually looking for it.

Dude its called porn not pron. If you are looking for nudes, it is called porn not pron. During July I had more people come to PervertedGeek looking for pron that those looking for porn. Do people actually search for pron expecting to find some good porn? Porn not pron, get it straight.

Do people actually buy Axe Body Spray? Based on the number of people looking for it, eople really believe that if you put it on women really will rape you in public. I must congratulate the makers of Axe Body Spray for making a commercial that people actually notice and I must wonder what is up with people that they actually believe the commercials. Are people really dumber than I thought, is that possible? Do guys really buy a product because they think they will have sex if they have it on?

It has surprised people actually search for “Hide and Creep.” That movie sucked. If anyone is reading this because they were looking for a review on “Hide and Creep” here is your review – It sucks, the movie is not worth the DVD it is pressed on. I realize the movie is an independent but that does not give it the excuse to suck. “Primer” was an independent and done with virtually no budget and it is a million times better than “Hide and Creep”

That’s all for now, this is one fucked up perverted world we live in. I guess there will always be room for the PrevertedGeek.


   Common Sense: Gift cards not working
Thursday, August 4, 2005 @ 01:48AM
It is not the store’s fault your damn gift card does not work.

If you try to use a gift card you are told it do not have any money on it then there is nothing the store can do. If there was suppose to be money on it then the computer would say there is. It is not possible for someone to get a gift card, pay for it and not have it activated. The gift card must be activated before it can be purchased. If the cashier tries several times to determine if there is money on the card and every time it comes up with no value, there is nothing that can be done.

It is very easy for someone to steal one and tell you they put money of it. Gift cards are small and easy to steal but they have no value until someone pays for it and it is not possible for someone to pay for it without first adding value to it and activating it. So do not fucking at the cashier for your damn gift not working.

   Common Sense: Account required to rent stuff
Thursday, August 4, 2005 @ 12:40AM
Yes, you need and account setup with the store to rent. Do you actually expect the store to allow you rent the item and then hope you bring it back when you are done? If you went to rent a car, gave them $100 and said you will bring it back when you are do, do you think they will let you rent the car without first asking you who the hell you are and find out where you live? People are fucking liars and dishonest, the stores need proof of who the hell you are before they can let you rent something they own.



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