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   World News: I stapith you

   Entertainment: Look ma, I can embarrass herself too
Monday, October 10, 2005 @ 10:08PM
The Numa Numa boy has nothing on this Barbie Girl

I do not know what is more disturbing, the fact she keeps rubbing herself or she is able to lip-sync all the lyrics.

   World News: Wandering Alzheimer's Patient Raped and Shot
Saturday, October 8, 2005 @ 03:10PM
What the fuck is wrong with the world. Who the hell would rape and shoot a 85-year-old Alzheimer’s patient. That is exactly what happened in Pompano Beach, Fl. Darwin cannot work fast enough.

   Entertainment: House of D
Friday, September 30, 2005 @ 01:11AM
David Duchovny cannot write and he cannot direct. As evidence, I present to you House of D. Duchovny wrote the script in only six days and it shows. Any movie where you need a narrator for much of the movie clearly was written by someone who does not know what the hell they were doing. Duchovny should go back to just staring in movies like Evolution, at least that movie was a bad but it was at least semi-watchable. Even with Robin Williams’s experience, he could not pull anything out of this pile of junk.

David Duchovny: do the world a favor and do not attempt to write another script. House of D was supposed to be a coming-of-age movie and instead was unfocused and uncoordinated. The script for House of D and a 13-year-old Boy had more things in common than Duchovny intended. While Duchovny tried to write and direct a sincere movie, it is hard for a phony and a hack to do.


   Common Sense: Coupons
Thursday, September 29, 2005 @ 11:31PM
Coupons are NOT cash; they should not to be treated like cash. They hold no value. That is why if you actually bothered to read the back of the coupon you would see the coupon is worth 1/100th of a cent. Coupons are worthless until the retailer accepts them in lieu of cash. Until the retailer redeems them, they hold no value, they are worthless, so stop saying they are the same as using cash. Using coupons to get free stuff is not the same as using cash.

Try putting a coupon in a strippers g-string and getting her to believe it is just as good as a $1 bill.

   World News: $100 computer
Thursday, September 29, 2005 @ 12:32PM
MIT is showing off a prototype of a $100 laptop. Do you think they are on their way to making their first $20 million?

Its not shaped like a vibrator, nor does it contain a million dollars of holographics in it. They must be silly.

   World News: Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish

   Entertainment: Going Bankrupt
Wednesday, September 21, 2005 @ 12:22AM
You know your company is destined to go bankrupt when you are not allowed to order price tags you need to run your store without calling store support services with a justification why you need price tags but you can order plastic discs that hold balloons straight without any justification.

   World News: The Exorcist Convention

   World News: New Orleans Flood
Wednesday, September 7, 2005 @ 12:30AM
There are many websites now available, which allow you to view the damage done in New Orleans. Below are a couple of them.

Google Maps

NOAA aerial photos – warning the images take a long time to download if you are on dial-up internet access.



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