David Duchovny cannot write and he cannot direct. As evidence, I present to you House of D. Duchovny wrote the script in only six days and it shows. Any movie where you need a narrator for much of the movie clearly was written by someone who does not know what the hell they were doing. Duchovny should go back to just staring in movies like Evolution, at least that movie was a bad but it was at least semi-watchable. Even with Robin Williams’s experience, he could not pull anything out of this pile of junk.

David Duchovny: do the world a favor and do not attempt to write another script. House of D was supposed to be a coming-of-age movie and instead was unfocused and uncoordinated. The script for House of D and a 13-year-old Boy had more things in common than Duchovny intended. While Duchovny tried to write and direct a sincere movie, it is hard for a phony and a hack to do.