You know your company is destined to go bankrupt when you are not allowed to order price tags you need to run your store without calling store support services with a justification why you need price tags but you can order plastic discs that hold balloons straight without any justification.

If you ready for some worthless trivia and waste some time then click on the link and find out what song was #1 when you were born..

That is all.

We all know that white people find things and black people loot. Or at least that is what the press is telling me.

So, I am watching Sahara right now I cannot stop thinking that I am in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie yelling “Get on with it.� Halfway through the movie and nothing has happened, some people have died and we know there is a plague.

Just get on with it already. This movie is going nowhere.

Edit:
I finally finished watching Sahara and I will give it one thing there is about 15 minutes of decent action towards the end of the movie but did I have to wait 90 minutes of virtually nothing moving the story along just so I can see a helicopter blow up. This movie would be far better if it was 90 minutes and not 120.

Ever wonder how many different cassettes were made? Well someone with way to much time of their hands has a webpage of over 300 different cassette tapes. Whoever did this clearly has no life.

Perverted World

I knew when I was creating PervertedGeek that people were perverts. What I did not know is much of a pervert people actually were. Whenever someone comes to PervertedGeek from a search engine, it is possible to find out what they searched for to get to the site.

What is up with searching for Simpsons porn or should I say Simpsons pron? Dude that us fucked up. Yes, people actually search the web looking for Smpsons porn. I did not even know it existed until I found out that people were actually looking for it.

Dude its called porn not pron. If you are looking for nudes, it is called porn not pron. During July I had more people come to PervertedGeek looking for pron that those looking for porn. Do people actually search for pron expecting to find some good porn? Porn not pron, get it straight.

Do people actually buy Axe Body Spray? Based on the number of people looking for it, eople really believe that if you put it on women really will rape you in public. I must congratulate the makers of Axe Body Spray for making a commercial that people actually notice and I must wonder what is up with people that they actually believe the commercials. Are people really dumber than I thought, is that possible? Do guys really buy a product because they think they will have sex if they have it on?

It has surprised people actually search for “Hide and Creep.� That movie sucked. If anyone is reading this because they were looking for a review on “Hide and Creep� here is your review – It sucks, the movie is not worth the DVD it is pressed on. I realize the movie is an independent but that does not give it the excuse to suck. “Primer� was an independent and done with virtually no budget and it is a million times better than “Hide and Creep�

That’s all for now, this is one fucked up perverted world we live in. I guess there will always be room for the PrevertedGeek.

American Cheese is American cheese because it is processed and phony.

That is all.

Proof of life has been found on a planet. I say we destroy it before anything bad happens.

I know it has a few weeks since PervertedGeek has reviewed any movies but I just watched one that was such crap I thought it was time to review another movie. This time the movie is “Hide and Creep� and to keep it short, this movie sucks.

I got it because on the box it said MoviePoopShoot.com called it “Even better than Shaun of the Dead.� Shaun of the dead was fucking awesome to I thought “Hide and Creep� would at least be decent but I was wrong. The acting is the worst I have seen all year. Out of the 100 movies I have seen so far this year, the acting in “Hide and Creep� is by far the worst of them all and I have seen some total crap. After going to MovePoopShoot.com to find out who said it was better than Shaun of the Dead I am fairly sure the people on the website that said it were actually the creators of “Hide and Creep� themselves; either that or someone was smoking crack to come up with the idea of the movie being better than Shaun of the Dead.

Now as I have said, I have watched lots of movies so I am starting to get use to seeing man ass in movies but this movie took it to far. Hide and Creep was full of man wang. This is taking it too far. I am not talking about a couple of seconds of wang like 28 Days later but rather gratuitous, uncalled for man wang in far too much of the movie.

So if you see this movie in the store, do not get this pile of crap. This movie is among my top 5 list of worst movies ever. I am sure there are worse movies out there but at the moment I cannot think of a worse pile of crap.