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    Fall Out Boy
Monday, March 6, 2006 @ 01:10AM
It is confirmed Fall Out Boy sucks. So the song "Sugar, We’re Going Down" plays on the radio all the time and I thought the song sucked. Then I watched Fall Out Boy perform the song on SNL and I knew the song sucked. One of the biggest problems I had is half the time the lead singer just made up words that don’t exist.

Here is a clue to the lead singer, Patrick Stump – if you forget the words to the song, do not attempt to make up new words that do not exist and it does not hurt to make and effort to enunciate once in a while.

Your SNL performance just proved that without a ton of post-mixing your song sounds like even more crap than it already is.

Who even let these amateurs on SNL in the first place.



    This is a joke
Sunday, March 5, 2006 @ 06:14PM
Since most people do not under subtlety, the following is a JOKE.

So I finally watched Fahrenheit 9/11. I now know one thing for sure, I am definitely not voting for George Walker Bush in 2008.


    The Order of Life
Tuesday, February 28, 2006 @ 01:27AM
Those who can’t do, become teachers and those who can’t do or teach become financial analysts


    Nicolas Cage
Wednesday, February 15, 2006 @ 11:49PM
As I sit here watching The Weather Man I keep wondering, how Nicolas Cage keeps getting parts in movies? I think he get parts the same way Morgan Freeman gets parts. In the case of Morgan Freeman, the script writer puts in a part for a wise old guy and Morgan Freeman just shows up for filming. In the case of Nicolas Cage, a script writer includes a part for an insecure and neurotic person with way too many facial tics and Nicolas Cage just shows up on the set. Nicolas Cage is as bad of an actor as Tom Cruise in that neither of them can act, they show up to the set, read the lines for the movie and play themselves in every single movie they do. Guess what, there is a new movie out with Nicolas Cage and he is playing the part of Nicolas Cage.


    Doom the movie
Tuesday, February 14, 2006 @ 12:37AM
The Doom series of games are fun to play but what would ever make people think turning it into a movie would be a good idea. Doom, as a movie is awful. The entire movie is like watching someone play Doom III. The only difference between Doom III and the movie is in the movie they decided to use another color besides black for the entire thing. If you are like me, you much rather play a video game rather than watch someone else play the game and poorly at that for two hours.


    What I learned from watching “Rent”
Tuesday, February 14, 2006 @ 12:35AM
The other day I watched the movie version of Rent. Before a few days ago I no idea what Rent was about. After watching it there are a few things I learned from it.

Almost everyone has AIDS.

Almost everyone is gay or at least a little BI.

Most people would rather sing about being poor rather than getting a damn job.

This last point is why I hated Rent. The entire movie is about eight people that like to complain about how they have to money to pay their rent and how their landlord is trying to evict them rather than getting a damn job. During the entire 135 minutes of the movie I kept thinking they should just get a damn job already.

Victoria Alexander of filmsinreview.com best summed up the movie by saying "I hated every 135 minutes of it. Heroic HIV-positive New Yorkers who do nothing and do not want to pay rent. They worship a flirty drag queen named Angel."


    Yoda’s Posse
Tuesday, November 1, 2005 @ 11:20AM
On November 1, Star Wars Episode III was released to DVD and with that brings Easter eggs. Those little extras hidden on the DVD ready to be found. On Disk 1 of Episode III there is a short clip of Yoda doing hip-hop with his posse.

“That voice hard on my throat it is”



    PervertedGeek's Halloween Costume
Sunday, October 30, 2005 @ 03:28AM
I know everyone must be wondering what the PervertedGeek's costume will be for Halloween.



    Look ma, I can embarrass herself too
Monday, October 10, 2005 @ 10:08PM
The Numa Numa boy has nothing on this Barbie Girl

I do not know what is more disturbing, the fact she keeps rubbing herself or she is able to lip-sync all the lyrics.


    House of D
Friday, September 30, 2005 @ 01:11AM
David Duchovny cannot write and he cannot direct. As evidence, I present to you House of D. Duchovny wrote the script in only six days and it shows. Any movie where you need a narrator for much of the movie clearly was written by someone who does not know what the hell they were doing. Duchovny should go back to just staring in movies like Evolution, at least that movie was a bad but it was at least semi-watchable. Even with Robin Williams’s experience, he could not pull anything out of this pile of junk.

David Duchovny: do the world a favor and do not attempt to write another script. House of D was supposed to be a coming-of-age movie and instead was unfocused and uncoordinated. The script for House of D and a 13-year-old Boy had more things in common than Duchovny intended. While Duchovny tried to write and direct a sincere movie, it is hard for a phony and a hack to do.




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