I know it has a few weeks since PervertedGeek has reviewed any movies but I just watched one that was such crap I thought it was time to review another movie. This time the movie is “Hide and Creep� and to keep it short, this movie sucks.

I got it because on the box it said MoviePoopShoot.com called it “Even better than Shaun of the Dead.� Shaun of the dead was fucking awesome to I thought “Hide and Creep� would at least be decent but I was wrong. The acting is the worst I have seen all year. Out of the 100 movies I have seen so far this year, the acting in “Hide and Creep� is by far the worst of them all and I have seen some total crap. After going to MovePoopShoot.com to find out who said it was better than Shaun of the Dead I am fairly sure the people on the website that said it were actually the creators of “Hide and Creep� themselves; either that or someone was smoking crack to come up with the idea of the movie being better than Shaun of the Dead.

Now as I have said, I have watched lots of movies so I am starting to get use to seeing man ass in movies but this movie took it to far. Hide and Creep was full of man wang. This is taking it too far. I am not talking about a couple of seconds of wang like 28 Days later but rather gratuitous, uncalled for man wang in far too much of the movie.

So if you see this movie in the store, do not get this pile of crap. This movie is among my top 5 list of worst movies ever. I am sure there are worse movies out there but at the moment I cannot think of a worse pile of crap.