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Thursday, February 24, 2005 @ 09:44PM

The United States has searched high and low in Iraq while during the whole time the Weapons of Mass Destruction were located inside a Florida School. A 13-year old student was suspended for 10 days because he it was alleged he assaulted his teacher with a RUBBER BAND. He did not hit the teacher with the rubber band but rather flung it and it landed on the teacher’s desk which was in the same general direction of the teacher.

"They said if he would have aimed it a little more and he would have gotten it closer to her face he would have hit her in the eye," mother Jenette Rojas said.

They suspended the student because he could have hit the teacher in the eye with it if he took the time to aim the rubber band. While it might be possible to understand the punishment if they gave the student detention for doing what he did but to suspend him for 10 days. Back in the day, suspension was no more than a week if you got in a fight and actually hit other people.

The United States of America is one fucked up country.

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