Despite what you may think it is not possible to talk of the cell phone, eat your cereal and still drive in a safe and proficient manner, yet someone still believes it is possible. Instead of just calling this guy a dumbass and since I doubt he is the only that has ever tried to it, I have instead decided to write an open letter to Chevy to help resolve the problem of driving safely while talking on a cell phone and eating cereal.

Dear Chevy:

It has come to my attention there is a major feature which is missing from your automotive product line. I request you add bowl holders to your steering wheels. To avoid the bowls from spilling over when a dumbass turns his wheel you will have to add a gyroscope so the bowl remains in level. By adding this key feature to your cars it will become possible for some one to use a spoon with one hand, use a cell phone in the other, steer the vehicle with one leg while accelerating with the other leg.

I understand that adding a bowl holder with a gyroscope will add more cost to the production of the vehicle so to save money I recommend you remove the turn signal since the person diving will not have to free hand to use the turn single and if they actually get off the cell phone or stop eating they will not use the turn signal anyway.

Please add this new key feature as soon as possible for the dumbasses of the world can no longer get by in this world by only being able to do one thing at a time while driving.

Sincerely,
PervertedGeek