Going to far to be a “cool mom� or just a fucking perv? I will let you decide. And no, in this case it is not good to be considered a perv.

Here’s a real shocker; Sony was caught using payola to get songs played on the radio. Sony paid radio stations and DJs to get certain songs played. The more crappy songs the stations played, the more the stations got paid. I knew there was no way people actually wanted listen to J-Lo on the radio.

A twelve year old child killed himself because his mother would not allow him to play with his Playstation. I guess he showed her.

A Russian astrologer has sued NASA, claming the Deep Impact probe that blew a hole into the comet Tempel 1 "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe." The astrologer is seeking $300 million for her �moral sufferings� and because of the impact her horoscope has become deformed.

It is now obvious at least one Russian citizen has wholeheartedly embraced the US style of democracy.

What do you call an 18 to 34 year old male?

A thief.

What do you call a 10 year old male?

A thief in training.

Public Health Advocates are now trying to force potato chip makers to put warnings on bags saying potato chips may cause cancer. Well I have a new health warning I want put on everything ‘Living life might cause cancer’.

I can now rest better at night because the senate has finally acknowledged that lynching people is bad. Why is this new because for the first part of the last century lynching was all right because the senate out of the 200 anti-lynching lass introduced passed not a one. I can now have a good nights rest because the senate was able to finally clarify that lynching was bad after 150 years of debate over it.

In the freaking sweet category today we have a 2000 year old date seed which had geminated. Why is this special? The seed was 2000 thousand freaking years old and it still came out its dormancy to what is now a 11.8 inch tall plant. To bad we have to wait 30 years before we can get some dates from it.

A family in Sacramento has taken the idea of a tin foil hat to a whole new level by covering their entire house in aluminum. The family covered their house to protect themselves from the radio waves entering their home and making them sick.